1.Winning is fun, but it teaches you nothing. Failure is the best teacher in the world. Winning is a trophy, failing is an education.
2.Know how to cook and clean. It pays to be self sufficient.
3.All the best stuff happens in the dark. Fireworks, movies, trick-or-treating, roasting marshmallows, Space Mountain. Try to remember that when you hear a noise in your closet at night.
4.Know how to manage your money.
5.Debt is evil and oppressive. If you’re going to go into debt for something, make sure it’s worth it.
6.Everything in life happens for a reason.
7.Don't Party Too Hard
8.Karma is real. Keep that in mind.
9.Farting is always funny. Even at the dinner table. Actually, especially at the dinner table.
10.The key to surviving failure is to not take it personally. This is why video games make great educational tools.
11.Ketchup is for French fries and hamburgers. Never hot dogs. That’s why the universe invented mustard.
12.If people are talking about you behind your back, take it as a compliment.
13.Learn to love yourself more than any man or woman ever could.
14.Take great pride in what ever you do.
15.Light a grill.
16.Shake a hand—strong shake (save the tuna for dinner) and look 'em in the eye.
17.Always Give 110% If you are going to do something your must do it right. Never give less than your best. Your aim for perfection is what separates you from the animals of society.
18.Excuses are Useless. Excuses are for the useless and the weak who cannot do what they said they would do. Always do as you say you will do and never give excuses as to why you didn’t do something.
19.The Importance of Athletics. Sports will teach you discipline and competition and they will give you pride of accomplishment.
20.Discipline is a Must. You must be disciplined enough to keep your hair trimmed and clean, you must bathe regularly, you must wear clean clothes daily, you must not dress like a slob, and you must keep yourself in top physical condition
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