A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. (Michigan), Dumb Laws

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (Massachusetts), Dumb Laws

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. (Lebanon), Dumb Laws

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. (Maryland), Dumb Laws

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. (Massachusetts), Dumb Laws

It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. (Maryland), Dumb Laws

It’s unlawful to tickle a woman’s chin with a feather duster. (Maine), Dumb Laws

Kisses longer than one second are illegal. (Maine), Dumb Laws

It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances. (Maine), Dumb Laws

It is illegal to be an alcoholic. (Louisiana), Dumb Laws

It is illegal to blow one’s nose in public. (Maine), Dumb Laws

All nude people in your house must be registered. (Kentucky), Dumb Laws

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.” (Kentucky), Dumb Laws

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. (Louisiana), Dumb Laws

A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission. (Kentucky), Dumb Laws

It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites. (Kansas), Dumb Laws

One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone. (Kansas), Dumb Laws

Pinching a girl’s bottom is permitted by law. (Italy), Dumb Laws

It is legal for an employer to fire a female employee for being too sexy. (Iowa), Dumb Laws

It is illegal to accept a gratuity or tip in Iowa. (Iowa), Dumb Laws